Things that are currently making me what to punch them in the face:
- Our neighbors. (Last night was awoken too all hell breaking loose as we heard a fight breaking out at who-knows-what time...loud yelling...yadda yadda. It scared the pee out of me...WHAT IF THEY JUMP INTO MY BACKYARD AND KILL ME?!?!!?)
- The fact that I wasn't one of the lucky people to go to Vegas. Whatever. I'll have to live with not being in the cool club.
- Celebrities. Okay...I'm probably the only one that doesn't keep up on celebrity gossip. I. Don't. Care. Mostly because 99% of them are idiots. Last week we caught an episode of "I'm a Celebrity..." and I saw who Spencer was for the first time. REALLY, PEOPLE? It us us, who drool over their every moving moments, that make doucheness like this possible to survive. gag me.
- Allergies. Why is it that every time I want to do something outside, I have to be afraid of DYING??? I seriously pulled weeds for like 10 minutes, all to suffer from DEATH all day long.
- Un-ripe avocados. This really makes me cry. Why would I buy a bag of them, and want to wait 3+ days for them to be edible. WHY?!?!
What makes you want to punch it??
8 comments:
rofl hmmm I would punch popcorn. The end.
Your neighbors are wackjobs! HAHA!! So sorry you have to endure that! :(
I wanted to punch some of my co-workers today for being dumb! Is that mean, or what?!
Hope your week improves...it was DEFINITELY a Monday today! UGH!
When you get an avocado and open it up only to find huge black spots on the inside. WHY must avocados be so hard to eat? I love them so!
omg this post had me laughing and then I read Steph's comment and seriously SNORTED LOL! hysterical.
um, I think I shall do a post of my own dedicated to shizz I want to punch in the face. But dude, I am sooo with you on the whole avocado thing, NO FAIR! and ugh, your neighbors. ugh.
Thanks for spreading the punch in the face love! Let's make it a movement! And Raven, check out: http://thingsiwanttopunchintheface.blogspot.com/2009/03/deceptively-bad-produce.html
I already hit that shit. :)
you are tooooo funny! I loved this post. Sorry about your crappy neighbors, though... that has got to be incredibly frustrating! Maybe you should just punch them in the face...
or not.
I WANNA PUNCH JON GOSSELIN!!!!
there. that feels better.
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